You think you know me well

Just got finished with a meeting where we were discussing the security differences between VPNs and Internet-based Remote Client software. My analogy was between a nice girl who only dates men she's been introduced by close friends or family members, and the girl at the end of the bar who'll go home with the first guy who buys her a shot. I realize this is a sexist analogy, and I'd try to genericize it, but most men are such horndogs they'd go home with the first girl who let them buy her a shot.