Who Would've Thought

So I'm driving home today, light traffic, everything's moving smoothly, and a few cars ahead I see a huge pickup turn from a side street and cut someone off ahead of me. Lots of screaming brakes, but no impacts. 20 seconds later they cut someone off in the left lane, more brakes and a few horns. They get stopped trying to make a left turn at the next major street, and as I pass I notice it's a company vehicle for a place that manufactures and installs Traffic Safety equipment.

Alan is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife