I don't care about History

High School Curriculum for a new Millenium

English
That shit's wack, fo-shizzle

Mathematics
Changing the battery in your pocket calculator

Science
Proper disposal of Meth lab waste

History
Boy bands from New Edition to N'Sync

Civics
Huerta Bail Bonds is the one to call,
If your Meth lab gets raided and you're taking a fall

Foreign Language
Colors and handsigns any commuter needs to know

Physical Education
Stretching for the remote without getting off the couch

This is not where Alan wants to be