Dazed and Bemused

Drunken recollections, boring anecdotes, and obscure references

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I don't care about History

High School Curriculum for a new Millenium

That shit's wack, fo-shizzle

Changing the battery in your pocket calculator

Proper disposal of Meth lab waste

Boy bands from New Edition to N'Sync

Huerta Bail Bonds is the one to call,
If your Meth lab gets raided and you're taking a fall

Foreign Language
Colors and handsigns any commuter needs to know

Physical Education
Stretching for the remote without getting off the couch

This is not where Alan wants to be